Welcome to my blog

Ahhh, a blog. I swore I would never have one...well, that's changed, obviously. I don't intend to share my innermost feelings, but I do intend to share my thoughts on all sorts of things, such as news items, sports, information security, religious views, political issues, and anything else I want to comment on. Oh yeah, and the blog title is a shout out to Blazing Saddles, one of my favorite movies. Tuna surprise is one of the items slopped onto Hedley Lamarr as he goes through the kitchen during the fight scene near the end of the movie....and just for the record, I hate tuna. It stinks and it makes me nauseous. Seriously, if I was a criminal and the cops wanted to get me out of the place I was holed up in, no tear gas necessary, just throw in a few cans of tuna and I'm outta there.

Anyhow, I work for one of the top ten CPA and consulting firms in the US as an information security consultant - or as we like to say - a "professional hacker." Anyhow, this job requires me to visit a ton of our clients around the US, and so I see and hear all sorts of interesting things while traveling. For example, I was in a smallish town in Ohio this week for work and drove by a beer and wine drive thru store, whose sign outside sign said "Kids Count!". God bless the Midwest...

Well, that's all for now. Hope this and all posts to follow are interesting, entertaining, and thought-provoking.