There's no such thing as a free...breast exam

Saw this article online today, and I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Even the headline made me laugh hysterically: "Phony doctor gives free breast exams." Yeah, turns out this 76-year-old guy wanted to get a close up of some ladies, so he carried a black bag and proclaimed to be working at a local hospital. Turns out that two 30-something ladies actually let him inside and allowed him to "examine" their breasts...hey, it's not every day a doctor goes door-to-door to offer free exams like that, so they must have thought it was their lucky day!!! According to the article though, the guy got nailed when he went a little too far when he "...asked [one woman] to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves." I don't know what's worse - the horny old man coming up with such a ridiculous plan, or the ladies that actually believed him and let him "examine" them. Anyhow, be sure to check out the link, especially for the guy's picture. Reminds me of Steve McCrosky from the movie "Airplane!" when he proclaims, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines."

Oh, and to the two ladies that actually believed this guy, I have some beautiful oceanfront property for sale that I think you would like!